harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

(Source: snorlaxatives, via nevermindthebuzzc0cks)

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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(via voices-from-above)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via voices-from-above)

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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(Source: emoij, via ruinedchildhood)

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via fvck-alex)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via laura-saurus-wrecks)

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

(via nicoosuxx)

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via nicoosuxx)