codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via nicoosuxx)

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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(via nevermindthebuzzc0cks)

"Sometimes I can’t blame people for leaving. I wouldn’t wan to stay with me either."

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

(via illegallydownloaded)

"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"